Twitter has a lot of weirdly funny accounts that churn out trolls and memes all the time. In fact, some parody accounts have become so famous that people join Twitter, just to read their funny tweets.
But what if I told you that the funniest account on twitter is not a parody, troll or a funny account? In fact, it is a country’s official news account and all tweets are meant to be serious news bulletins. I’m talking about DPRK – Democratic Republic of North Korea’s News Service account that dishes out some serious (according to North Korea) tweets that are hilarious, unbelievable and unmatched by any other funny account. Here are some real good examples –
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un is a Super Hero!
International weightlifting authorities gape in awe as Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un completes five hundred kilogram bench press.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) March 4, 2016
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un is a scientist, mathematician and basically the world’s most intelligence man!
Kim Jong-Un proves that for any compact simple gauge group G a non-trivial quantum Yang–Mills theory exists on R^4 and has a mass gap Δ > 0.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) February 22, 2016
Sherlock Holmes, move aside…
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un solves infamous “Jack the Ripper” mystery using powers of deductive logic.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) February 10, 2016
Now we know why he is Supreme!
Latest historical research proves Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un to be direct male line descendant of Alexander the Great.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) January 19, 2016
He invented SWAG
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un named Best Dressed Man in Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea for fifth consecutive year pic.twitter.com/nOZTz8fgZs
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) January 5, 2016
F*** you Batman
Korean People’s Assembly declares Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un to be the hero that DPRK needs, and the hero that DPRK deserves.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) August 23, 2015
And when they’re not praising Kim Jong-Un, they’re sharing other important news…
Madonna is a harlot – I bet you didn’t know that!
Internationally famous harlot Madonna Louise Ciccone-Penn-Richie sues former husband for various indignities and embarrassments.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) March 3, 2016
Does Congress support DPRK?
Government of poisonous Indian president Narendra Modi near collapse for failure to deliver basic services, and hostile anti-DPRK rhetoric.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) March 2, 2016
Maybe ‘folksinger’ Kayne can ask Kim Jong-Un to pay his debt
Negro folksinger Kayne West owes debt of 47 billion Won to bloodsucking usurers, in damning condemnation of racist US economy.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) February 17, 2016
Well, you lost me at Valentines Day…
Grotesque US valentines day ritual celebrates perversion and lewdness through cannibalistic feasting on hearts of the elderly and decrepit.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) February 14, 2016
If you have some time to kill, go follow the DPRK News Service Twitter account now. I bet you’ll be entertained!
